Top 5 Signs It’s Time to Ease Back on the Treats

1. You make a special trip to Lunds just for cupcakes.
2. You get irritated that your kids want to have some of the 6 cupcakes you bought.
3. As you are inhaling tacos and beer, you text your daughter telling her to save the last cupcake for you.
4. You eat so many tacos that the button on your jeans bursts.
5. You go to a movie after binge-eating tacos and comment to your boyfriend that you wish you had worn sweats to the movie.*

In case you thought I was kidding.

*Lucky bf, I know.  I’m a catch.