ATTENTION everyone with runny noses, coughs, sneezes, watery eyes and general sickos:
Back off. Do not try to approach me and shake my hand, even if you are a client, business associate or someone else important.** Do not breathe on me, or even near me. Actually, don’t even look my way. I have a marathon to run next week and all your sick germs are starting to freak me out.
Please. And thank you.
** Please forgive me in advance, Pastor, for sneaking out the side door of church on Sunday so that I can avoid shaking your hand (after 200 other people have shaken it before me; Nope; Not happening this Sunday!)